About the Crab Party

The Crab Party emerged from the political tide pools in 2024, founded by four ordinary citizens who decided politics needed more exoskeletons and less hot air. Our mission? To encourage civic engagement through a blend of humor, community involvement, and occasional sideways movement.

Meet our founding mollusks:

• Leo Paska: Chief Claw Snapper
• Paul Scher: Director of Sideways Strategies
• Christian Witcher: Head of Carapace Communications
• Brendan Darwin: Evolutionary Engagement Expert

Remember: You can't spell 'crustacean' without 'trust'... and some other letters.